Un banc ... tare

Se face ca eram cam plictisit, in ultima vreme si nu prea am intra pe bloguri si siteuri.
In fine haide sa distingem atmosfera cu un banc :

Un arab la aeroport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast !